Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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