she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
how does that bad decision feel?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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