id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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