I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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