look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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