Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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