i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
