Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
