some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
a search helicopter?!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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