I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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