After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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