my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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