why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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