we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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