i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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