I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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