Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
