I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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