Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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