I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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