Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
