Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I wish you could order shots online.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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