im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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