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say what?
wanna hang out?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
someone owes me an orgasm
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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