What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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