you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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