The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
