yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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