You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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