ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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