Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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