Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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