Welp...herpes.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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