For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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