spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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