i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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