Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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