It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I can't turn off my feet"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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