Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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