Your face is a jimmy john
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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