At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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