Christians are straight up FREAKS
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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