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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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