Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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