yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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