I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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