Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do vagina's smell?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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