the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
