I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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