your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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