That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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