Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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