Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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