She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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