he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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