she was so not down for the gang bang
too bad you live with your parents still
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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